Random questions you dont care about

If you can answer these questions you’ve probably grasped the meaning of life.

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

2 Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4 Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

5 Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6 Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9 Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

10 What is the speed of darkness?

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?

12 If you send someone ‘Styrofoam’, how do you pack it?

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

15 If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

16 Why do doors at 7-11 have locks if they’re open 24-7?

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

18 Can you cry under water?

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

20 If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

23 Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

26 If having a C in school is bad then why was our president a C average student?

27 Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

28 Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

29 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

30 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

31 Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

32 I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

33 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

34 Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

35 Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

36 If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

37 Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

38 How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

39 What was the best thing before sliced bread?

40 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

41 How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

42 Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

43 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

44 Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

45 Why do i love Alexis C., Melody H., Erin F., Elektra K, Heather B., Josie S., Kendra H., Courtney A., Mariena S., Kaitlyn J., and Natalia B., so much?

Comment if you have anymore :]

P.s. the last one is easy<3

~ by manny135 on April 11, 2008.