The ending of life. That you dont care about.

If you were to die, what would be some way that you didn’t want to die?

I’m going to list a few ways how I would definitely (click on the word definitely. I found this site completely randomly) not wanna die.

  • Jumping off a building
  • Being eaten alive by cannibals
  • No wait scratch that, being eaten alive, in general. I don’t care by what i just don’t want to be eaten alive.
  • Being hit by a car and slowly die
  • Being shot and slowly bleed to death
  • Skydiving accident. Ok not just any accident. If i die because I land incorrectly that’s ok, but if my parachute doesn’t open then that’s a problem.
  • Attacked by 798172983179283712073109872 spiders
  • Beaten to death
  • Killed by a loved one
  • Slowly tortured until i died
  • Poisoned
  • Stabbed repeatedly
  • Shot with bow and arrows
  • Fall into a giant fan
  • Trip and fall off the Grand Canyon
  • Murdered

Ok never mind on that last one. I’m a very important person so if i was murdered it would be called an assassination. :]

If i had to choose one though i would pick jumping off a building. Seems like the least painful.

~ by manny135 on May 9, 2008.

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